Six Signs She’s Just Not That Into You
By Mike Hammer
Hey, Romeo! If your killer material gets nothing more than crickets over coffee with a girl you’ve been chasing ... or if you can’t even get her to go out for coffee ... it’s probably time for a reality check. That’s right: There are women out there who are impervious to your limitless charm.
Too many dudes are caught up in the notion that a girl’s just playing hard-to-get if she’s not showing you love. That might sometimes be the case ... or, more likely, you’re delusional. In the interests of Bro Code, we at Men’s Life Today consulted someone who’d know (a woman, and in this case, a woman who’s also a relationship expert) to identify six sure-fire signs that you’re wasting your time.
No. 1: You have a better relationship with her voicemail than with her.
No. 2: She cuts you down with a crappy cliche.
No. 3: You can’t find your way onto her calendar.
No. 4: She talks dirty … but not about you.
No. 5: The next time she laughs at one of your jokes will be the first time.
No. 6: She keeps telling you that you are so perfect for her sister!
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Mike Hammer is a former editor of Maxim, editor in chief of Stuff and head guy of Shock.
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