| 1.Pants
worn high and tight |
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“I don’t want to see any silhouettes of what’s underneath.” -Hali
“Avoid
the mom jeans look at all costs. I'm looking at you,
Obama.”
-Veronica |
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| 2.Low-riders |
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“No
crack peeks!” -Hali
“In
the words of every old person ever, ‘Pull your pants
up!’ Who finds that attractive? And how do you even walk like
that?” -Veronica
“Exposing
your undergarments won’t get me to show you mine.”
-Lawrese |
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| 3. Skinny
jeans |
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“Don’t suffocate your knee caps
….or other areas.” -Lawrese
“If
they're skinnier than mine, we have a problem.”
-Kristin |
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| 4.
Baggy jeans |
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“I
haaaaate when guys wear baggy jeans. I'm not saying they need to
be lady-tight, but baggy jeans make everything look so 90s. I'm
not trying to date Eddie Vedder.”
-Veronica |
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| 5. Wrong lengths |
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“I
can’t stand it when a man’s jeans are too short.
Even if everything else is stylish, he’ll still look like
George Costanza.” -Michelle
“Jeans
shouldn’t be too short or too long. They're both turn-offs.
Also, a good hem job goes a long way.” -Allison |
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| 6. Light and bright washes |
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“I
like a good pair of gray jeans, but I think a lot of men get trends
like that wrong when they try. When in doubt, a dark blue wash always
works. The darker the better.” -Michelle
“Colored
jeans are never acceptable, unless you're in the circus.”
-Kristin |
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| 7. Excessive
embellishments |
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“No
rhinestones or studs or what-have-you. Unless you’re in
a mariachi band or Jay Manuel.”
-Veronica
“I don’t want a man who wears jeans with a brand across his butt.” -Lawrese |
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| 8.Pants past their prime |
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“Jeans
should be replaced if you’ve grown six inches and lost 20
pounds since you bought them.” -Hali
“When
the hem is dangling off and dragging behind you, it's time for the
trash.” -Kristin
“Holes
in your jeans that make you look like you got shot. If you have them,
it’s time to replace them.”
-Lawrese |
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| 9. High-end jeans
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| “I
think it's weird when a guy has uber designer jeans, like Rock
& Republic with huge ‘R’s on the
back. Who ya trying to impress, bud?” -Veronica |
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| 10.
…And low-end jeans |
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| “Cheap
jeans are usually paired with ugly shirts and bad looks. They send the
message that a guy is either cheap all around, or dressed by his
mother.” -Allison |
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I hear this year's Olympics will be broadcast in 3-D. Should I take the plunge and buy a 3-D TV?
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